get free bed from craigslist, meet a rally car

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/23/2019 at 15:40 • Filed to: None

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we acquired a new bed frame

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but clearly it was WAY too low, and I needed some box springs. my buddy hit up craigslist free section, and shortly after we had plans to meet up a random murdered craigslister

the random craigslister messaged:

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and with that I assumed I was going to definitely get lost, possibly in the woods, always a risk of dying when you’re meeting a random craigslister. so carry on!

the pavement ended, and we were suddenly in the woods, hello wildlife

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oh look, RIGHT THERE by the side of the road

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gah! we’ve been seen!

but it’s just a gravel road, I’m SURE it’ll be fine...

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...err, I’m sure it’ll be fine at this time of year. carry on!

ok, things were getting steeper, but still not bad, until...

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...well, my CR-V is AWD, we’ll be fine! CARRY ON!

As we drove, my friend and I were making guesses as to what someone who lives up a steep 2 mile dirt road with cautions about winter weather would drive. We guessed jeep.

I was happy to see in his driveway a pair of happy little Imprezas, a 2.5RS and an L with RS wheels. So I commented as such to him “we were guessing you’d have a jeep, I’m happy to see a couple of GC8s”. To which he replied “You like subarus, I have something to show you”

After loading up some free bed parts into the CR-V (ALMOST fits)

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Then random craigslister guy took me around the side of his house and there in his trailer was his winning rally car. So fun! And that’s how I met Racer Dave and his car, and how we now own his old box springs supporting our bed

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We didnt believe him when he said he didnt have a known time for his ~2mile dirt driveway, look at it.

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 15:45

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If there’s a #H ashtagDrivewayGoals, this is it. 100% has a leaderboard for both uphill and downhill. 


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 15:46

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Well, there’s only one thing for it....you have to go back and offer to set a time for him. :P


Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 15:51

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This is an extremely satisfying story, sometimes craigslist is a win 


Kinja'd!!! vicali > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 15:59

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I hope all those signs change to stage signs at the flip of a switch ;

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Kinja'd!!! 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 16:05

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When do I get a rally stage driveway? No fair. I want to live in nowhere Colorado so I can smoke weed and hit lap records


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 16:10

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I have questions about the lead image. Who took it? Wife? What was that conversation like?

“Honey, I need you to take a photo of me looking seductive on the new bed. No, it's not for you, it's for my internet friends. No, not them, the ones for cars. Just take the picture please."


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Cash Rewards
07/23/2019 at 16:13

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my wife is actually out of town, the pic was by my buddy who was helping me put together beds, build shelves, and pickup free crap from craigslists :D

so my friend took the pic, and it was FOR the wife :D


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > way2blu does a rev update
07/23/2019 at 16:13

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https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-worlds-greatest-driveway-5788736


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/23/2019 at 16:14

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I was too respectful of his toy to even ask to sit in it :D


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 16:14

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So w e just got the preview. Nice!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
07/23/2019 at 16:14

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after a long successful and profitable career in motorsports

https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-worlds-greatest-driveway-5788736


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > TysMagic
07/23/2019 at 16:14

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and that same day I picked up a bed for my kid from craigslist and it was an epic disaster of broken and missing pieces. 


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Cash Rewards
07/23/2019 at 16:15

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* 70s guitar plays*


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 16:16

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Too cool. I was worried for you after reading that text.


Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 16:18

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it’s a bed, how? You need a box spring and a mattress. If you wanna be truly correct, a frame for it too. Oh the joys of the list


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 16:37

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I want to see the fenc e made of skis.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 16:39

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I used to take part in TSD rallies awhile back...some of the peeps that participated also did Stage rallies as well...they had this there once! :)

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Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Shamoononon drives like a farmer
07/23/2019 at 16:39

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sorry. no street view on the backroads, so I can’t grab a picture after the fact


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 17:14

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Racer Dave! He’ll be competing in Rally Colorado this weekend.

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Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
07/23/2019 at 18:08

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A rally stage driveway would be awesome; my choice would be having the Istanbul Park circuit as my driveway, somehow.